NASCAR: Sprint Cup Pre-Season Power Rankings
By Mike Hutton
Number 13 and 12: Paul Menard and Ryan Newman
13 – Paul Menard. Your dad’s home improvement store chain sent me a bag in the mail the other day. It said I could get 11% off anything I could fit inside of it, so I got a copy of the final 2015 Sprint Cup standings and asked if that meant you’re going to score 11% less points this year. The clerk wished me a nice day.
12 – Ryan Newman. Contract year, huh? Since you’re the only guy at RCR that doesn’t bring either a family pedigree or daddy’s money, maybe your wife can just keep baking her chocolate chip cookies for management.
Next: Number 11 and 10